Old Trends: 5 Games to Play to Understand Me
Ah, yes. The recent darling of Twitter that allowed us gamers a chance to express who we are through five defining games which seemed to be forever ag...
Scary Story: What is the Worst Game You Have Ever Played?
Hey hey, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I'm about to spin you a tale most fearful. A yarn that will leave your very soul so aghast that it shall nev...
Christopher: The Least Effective Belmont
Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and as a long-time Castlevania fan, I feel that it is my duty to inform newcomers as to the follies that they may e...
The Unpopular Gaming Opinions of a Clown
"...when there's no one around." - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I may not be crying, but I'm willing to ...
No NES Classic Mini? Try a Pi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0pwa85EtW4 So your plug-in mini console can play 30 games, huh? What if I told you that mine can play over 3,000 a...
A Clown’s Perspective: What Makes a Game Great? No One Knows
Perspective truly is a sneaky snake. It has the ability to skew how we take in and interpret the world around us. From our friendships to prospective ...
Konami Haters? It’s Time To Give It Up
I know what you're thinking...you want to fly right down to the comment section, and inundate it with hateful shit like... This abject hatred i...
The Wilderness Survival Kit for Gamers
Okay, Okay...perhaps not the "wilderness" that Bear Grylls pretends to survive in, but rather the one in our very own gamer nooks and computer screens...
Play with Yourself: Five Awesome One Player PC Games
With the constant mainstream bombardment of multiplayer games such as League of Legends and DOTA II, a large number of modern gamers may have forgotte...
Amazing Life Lessons from the Belmont Clan
During the course of our lives, there are certain events that we're never quite prepared for. Whether it's going forward towards unseen dangers in the...
The Blame Game: Are There Any Winners?
I'm Looking at You, Parents! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUh8S-EF94E In the 3+ years I've been on social media, I've had the dubious...
Six Fresh Indie Games That You’d Be a Damn Fool to Miss
Heya, folks! Lumpz the Clown here, and I'm here to regale you good people with some of the amazing games I've come across so far! For those of you...